My grandparents used to take me to the horse races. Often, my grandmother would tell me "your grandfather's horse just won!" I knew my grandfather did not own any horses so I assumed he rode them and he therefore was a jockey, which is amusing because my grandfather was a rather large man with a huge stomach.
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- Since he had fought in WWII, I naturally assumed my grandfather had killed Hitler himself.Anon
- I believe there are horses making the car go fast when people told me the horse power of a car.— Jake
- my grandfather told me that soy sauce was bug juice.Anon
- When i was little, i thought Santa Claus was my grandfather— Junie
- I used to belive that sometimes my grandfather drew the clouds for me. Anon
- I used to believe that if I poked my grandfather in the belly-button he would spit out quarters. — Justin