one time when i was like 5, my grandma told me she wanted to take me to a ballet sometime. but my dad said, "no, you don't want to go to a stinky ballet. you want to go to a monster truck rally! those are awesome!" and my grandma said, "don't brainwash the girl", and i thought it literally meant sticking my head in a tub full of soap and water, and scrubbing my whole head, until the soap got in my ears and washed out my brain. i was sooo scared of that concept for the longest time.
A childhood belief about speaking
others believed things like this
- I thought that Spandu Ballet were ballet dancers and wore tutus.— Helen
- For the longest time I used to believe that the male ballet dancers were naked from the waist down.Anon
- My grandma told me that if I misbehaved, the men in the garbage truck would take me away forever.— Anika
- I used to belive that ballet dancers had flat toes, so when they put on their shoes they would fit right.— Jazzy
- my sister when she was little thorght head lice tried to borrow into her head to get to her brainAnon
- when i was a little girl i thought God looked like my grandma and dressed like the statue of liberty. Anon