I thought that the 3rd commandment 'Thou shalt not take the name of Lord thy god in vain' was taking something out of the artery.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- when I was little I used to think that when you said the word "Godzilla you were saying God's name in vain — Stargirl
- I used to think that when people were taking their contacts out that they were taking their eyeball out :) — Jen
- I used to have to say the Lord's prayer everyday, but I would wonder where my daily bread was.— caledonia
- When I was learning the Lord's Prayer, I used to say, "Our Father, who does art in heaven...."— Karen
I used to believe that the Lord's Prayer instructed us to lead a snot into temptation. — Susan- "Hail Mary, full of grapes, the lord is a tree"— reenie