This was a few years ago, but.. anyway. My niece had just come home from pre-school and was telling myself and my mom about her friend "rizzerbeff". My mom and I were completely stumped. WE thought her friend's name was "Lizard Breath". "Rrrriiiizzzzzzzzerbefffffff" my niece said, slowly, so maybe we'd catch on. All the while, my dad was chuckling as he was listening. He leans down "sam, was her name Elizabeth?" and my niece immidiatly starts nodding "yeah papa, rizzerbeff". We still laugh whe we talk about that, only my niece gets kinda mad....oh well..:P
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- My niece used to believe that I lived in the sky because she always saw me leave for school on an airplane.Anon
- My niece used to call Marmite Falloy! Where she got the word Falloy from nobody knows— Russ
- My friend's mom told my friend's little sister thatI when a dog died, it went to a retirement home.— ellen
- A friend on mine thought that smoking menthal cigarettes would make his breath minty fresh.Anon
- When I was little, my dad had a friend named Scott. I thought my dad's friend was the king of Scotland— Uhhh....
- When I was 5, I argued with a friend because I thought I never have been 3 years oldAnon