When I was a kid, I just couldn't understand why we were human beans. We weren't long and green and stringy and we didn't look terribly edible...it was an enormous mystery to me...
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to think people were called "human beans".— Dave
- I used to think that GLASS and GRASS was the same thing. I always wondered why windows weren't green...— Alex
- i used to think glitter was so awesome and edible. i liked having shiny teeth.Anon
- I used to believe that boys couldn't be teachers because they weren't smart enough. — Azz
- My grandpa told me that edible part of the watermelon was blue until you cut them open. Anon
- A friend of mine thought that some olives grew with red edible pits (pimentos).— HA