I always thought that in the Queen song Bohiemian Rhapsody it sang: "Spare him his life from his warm sausages!" I had nightmares for years about aze-wielding oversized weiners.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- In Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, I used to think they were singing "Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard!"Anon
- I used to believe that the sun was an oversized colour changing M&M.Anon
- i thought I got one year older when my family sang the birthday song.— I am the ghost
- My partner's Mum thought that pigs layed sausages just like chickens lay eggs.— Bunny
- I used to believe that my mum was the queen. She does look a bit like the queen... minus the orb and sceptre.— Vix
- for my little sis -
Paul McCarty song "Band on the Run" but when she sang it it was "Man has the Runs"Anon