I used to think that my poop was brown because I ate a lot of brown foods, and that my pee was yellow because i drank lots of yellow liquids. So one day I ate some blueberries, expecting my poop to be blue. Instead, it was brown! I just couldn't figure out what was wrong with me!
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- when I was little I used to think that white people had pink poop (i am brown so my poop is brown)— helena muteka
- I used to believe that white people had white poop and that mine was brown because I was brownAnon
- Brown or otherwise non-white snow was snowman poop. My kids believe it too!— Dellio
- as a young child i thought poo was brown from eating chocolate and pee was yellow from drinking apple juice!Anon
- My mom always used to tell me that brown eggs came from brown chickens.— Taylor
- Chocolate, they say, rots your teeth. I believed if you drank chocolate milk, your bones would be brown.— Dellio