I used to think that when you married, a seed would go through you at the altar, giving you the kids you had.
My mom later convinced me otherwise.
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- Once my brother said me, the poppy seed in fact is ant. I have not eaten poppy seed for many years.
Anon - My mother convinced all of us kids in our family that the large rhubarb in the garden was a Man-Eating Plant. — H.Miller
- i used to believe nuns were married to jesus and priests were married to mary.— sunshine
- When I was little I used to believe that there was a man sitting inside ATM machines giving you your money.— Kazza
- if you eat a seed, the plant will grow in your tummyAnon
- I thought birds grew from bird seed. — Jen