When I was little, my mother and aunt took me to church for the very first time. I think I was around 5 years old. ANyway, whne we got there I sat paitently with my hand folded across my lap and said repeatedly to my mother " I'm ready to see God now." I then procedded to relentlessley make comments throughout the mass such as " Hey look at the Big T", and " Who's that guy in the God suit"
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- I was sad for many years because my aunt once told me I would go to hell for farting in church!— Tara
- that if you stuck out your tongue at your mother, your hand would stick up out of the grave when you died.— Elaine. London
- My Mother used to tell me only the good die young and I would live to be 100+ years old because I was bad.— William
- My mother used to call my behind "a paw paw" and for many years I refused to eat paw paws (papayas)— Garth
- when i was little i asked what time midnight mass started.
i honestly had no idea.— what time?? - my mother told me if i ever swallowed chewing gum i'd turn into a pig, i believed this for many years.— stuart hayward