I was little when the song that goes "im a bitch, im a lover. im a child, im a mother. im a sinner, im a saint...." first came on the radio. since my mom was a lover "she loved my dad" and she was a mother and her mothers child i also thought she was a bitch. as we were walkinginto target i said "mom, you are a bitch, are'nt you?
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- i used to think the "Smack my Bitch Up" song by Prodigy was "Snap my picture"..like Snap my pic-cha!
Anon - sophie b. hawkins. Damn I wish I was your lover. I heard Damn I wish I was your motherAnon
- Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman
- I thought that only the mother made the child, the father was an "extra" in this area— Lea Weiss
- I used to think Mr. Rogers lived at Target because I always saw the Target logo before/after his show.— stephanie
- When I was a child I used to believe stars were the dead people who we loved— Anaïs