When I was four my grandmother took care of my brother and I for a few days. She caught me peeing outside and warned me that if I did it again a bird might mistake my penis for a worm, seize it, and carry it away to her nest. To this day I look out when I take a leak outside.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- I use to believe that peeing was bad for your body, and it should only be done once per 3 days— Master P
- I belived what when i was peeing, a jellymonster would come out of my penis to punish me.— Shuyin
- I thought that Loch Ness was actually Loch Nest because it was like the monster's nest— Dietrich Corby
- I used to think that my grandmother was a pioneer from the covered wagon days.— jasonchic
- I used to think if you messed with your belly button too much, It would pop out and you would spring a leak.— Jessica
- my brother used to belive that we could take the car and drive to "the old days". as if it was a geografic...— norwegia