I used to think that getting "knocked up" meant getting hurt. One day when I was about 5 years old I scraped my knee then told my mom i got "knocked up". You should have seen the look on her face.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when people were knocked out, they were dead.Anon
- I used to think that your knee cap was called your knee ball.— Erika
- I thought ground beef was the meat they scraped off the ground at the slaughterhouse. Yuck.Anon
- When I was a little kid and fell down and skin my knee, I used to think I was skinning my kidney.— G. Dedrick
- If you pulled a face, and the clock struck on the hour, your face would stay in that position.— Jo V...NL
- i thought the line "saving my face" from the KT Tunstall song of the same name was "shaving my face"Anon