i never knew the word fart exsisted until i was about seven, i thought it was called "bustin' a bean" 'cause that's what my dad always called it, lol
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I believed that the breed of dog called Boxer was called that because they could stand up and box.Anon
- Up until 8th grade or so, I was convinced that I invented the word "Fart"— Jonah
- I used to believe that people from Holland were called "Hollish", like people from Poland are called "Polish"— Sally
- I used to think that adult kangaroos were called Kangas and that child kangaroos were called Roos. Anon
- I used to think that because there was a state called Washington, there was also a state called Dryington.— Jasonchic
- My mother, the good Catholic, thought that Jesus, being a string bean (supreme being) was really skinny.— Mark D