When my sister was little (maybe three or four) she accidentily walked in on our father in the bathroom. Later that day she annouced to my mother and I that, "Daddy pees out of his finger!"
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Mother Nature was The wife of God. She was the mommy and he was the daddy. — Dawn
- I thought that a "sugar daddy" was a father who let his kids eat all the sugar they wanted.Anon
- I used to think boys went "number two" with their pee pees. Anon
- I used to believe that a half moon was gods finger nail, and his finger was pointing downwards.— clo
- When my sister's father went to Seattle, my sister said "Is Attle nice?" She thought Attle was a person's name— zzo38
- My mother used ot tell me that if I picked my nose the 'Nose Spider' would bite my finger off.— Melanie