I lived in Germany when I was younger, as my Dad was in the British Army. Saddam Hussain was an the TV alot, and for years I used to run around shouting 'Mum 'That Damn Hussain' is on the tele again!'
I coudn't work out why she just laughed at me, now I know.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- My younger sibling thought that Brittany was the name of the country where British people livedAnon
- sophie b. hawkins. Damn I wish I was your lover. I heard Damn I wish I was your motherAnon
- I used to believe that the salvation army was an actual army.Anon
- que les gens à la télé pouvait nous entendre. Je les trouvais très mal poli, ils ne me répondaient jamais.— Anaïs
- I always thought the dots in tapioca pudding were fish eyes.I didn't eat it for years!Thanks alot Ricky!!!— Tapioca
- That germs came from Germany.— Alicia