I was horrified, yet amused when I was walking through town one day with my 7 year old cousin. We walked past the French Connection UK shop, and she suddenly declared at the top of her lungs, 'Mummy said never to say fuck because it's naughty, so why does the shop have it in the window?'
Of course she was talking about the abbreviation 'FCUK'
Bless her!
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- My mum always told me that she got me because she bought me from the baby shop.— The world looks to me
- I used to believe it was illegal to shop at Goodwill unless you were poor.— Aretia
- I used to think that a strip mall was where you shop naked.— WD
- I always thought that shoplifting is about lifting the shop from the ground.— Helen
- I used to think testers were short for testacles! So in the shop i used to say can i try a testacle!— Ro
- I use to believe that a stripmall was a place where people could shop nakedAnon