Back as a little Boy my parents laid me
down for a Nap. I found it to be a very
"Boring thing to do. Instead I Found that I had "Brown Finger Paints to
put on the walls, the Bed, Me
..
I do not know why my parents did not
like my art expression
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- My parents told me that scotch eggs were laid by a Haggis. — sarah c
- To get me to eat liver and onions, my parents used to tell me it was brown chicken. And I loved it.— Mallory
- I used to believe that cows laid beef, like the way chickens laid eggsAnon
- When I was little, I believed my parents really had eyes in the back of their head.— Tera
- I used to believe that all my energy "came from my nipples and my back" I literally said that to my parents.— Eleanor R
- Ironically my parents were born on the same day; so growing up, I thought all parents had the same birthdays. Anon