I used to think that condoms were just "willy warmers" and that they were woollen like a tea cosy and used to prevent the penis from getting cold and falling off
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that condoms were weared by girls and boys
both. And they both have penisAnon - i used to belive that my willy would eat me at nightAnon
- I used to belive that my willy was a snake and if i wasnt careful it would bite— eggbert
- Yeah I believed (because my mother had told me) that your 'willy' would fall off if you played with it :D— Doz
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon