When I was younger i heard all the stuff in church about 'eating christs body', but my mum was not religious so i never really had anyone to explain things to me, so I thought that we must be suppossed to literally eat EVERYONE we love once they died, but that we had stopped doing it here in britain because most people are not religious, but that in America, people still did it and that was what 'thanksgiving' was. All the people who died that year would be stored and then eaten by their family/friends on thanksgiving, and they would all be so 'thankfull' for the big meal they got. I also thought that spam was 'left over' dead people who died here in britian, who no one cared about, like tramps and stuff, and that they were made into spam so that the genral public would eat them as that would be the cheapest way of 'salivating' (salvating) them.
A childhood belief about people
others believed things like this
- i always thought that people always died with their tongue hanging out— Ernesto Shredder
- I used to believe that all Christians were English and all other religious people were foreign.Anon
- I used to believe that when people died, they vanished into thin air. — KJ
- I used to believe that when people died their eyes would turn to XsAnon
- When I was a child I used to believe that people died in order of age.— Silvia Spinetti
- When I was a kid, I used to believe that when people died, they would stand up and walk to their own graves.— Mark (england)