when i was 5, (I'm female) I saw sum guy peeing cuz i remember in the kindergarten classroom there was a bathroom in it and then the dooor swung open and i saw him peeing standing up and i was so confused so then i tried and peed all over the floor in the bathrom in the classroom and i started crying and i told my teacher y i was crying and the while class laughed at...they still won't let me live it down...
Also when i was 7 i saw my clit and i thought it was a penis and i thought i was really a boy and no one knew it!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I belived what when i was peeing, a jellymonster would come out of my penis to punish me.— Shuyin
- I remember drinking red kool aid and peeing at the same time. I was expecting it to be red.Anon
- When I was younger I thought men had two penises, one for peeing and one for having sex.Anon
- I remember a girl in my kindergarten class told me she wanted to be a waterfall when she grew up.Anon
- Someone told me that they cousin who used to think rain was God peeing.Anon
- When I was first told about intercourse, I didn't believe it. How could peeing inside a girl make a baby?— Art