When I was little, I used to play with my barbies a lot and make them "have sex", which, for barbies, meant smacking them together violently face to face. It took me a while to figure out that that isn't what sex is.
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that giant barbies controlled us like we controlled little barbies— freaky stuff
- If you pulled a face, and the clock struck on the hour, your face would stay in that position.— Jo V...NL
- i thought the line "saving my face" from the KT Tunstall song of the same name was "shaving my face"Anon
- when i was little i used to belive that barbies could have babies!!!!!— kay~gr.7
- I used to believe my barbies came alive at night, so I would always try to catch them in the act.Anon
- when i was little i used to believe that all my barbies would come alive at midnight while i was asleep — stephanie