My 2 year old son asked me about his penis. We explored our penises a bit and I told him as much as I thought he would understand.
A few days later he told my wife, she is not to wory for having no penis, because breasts were a female penis.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat
- when i was a little girl i asked santa for a penis for christmas. i thought it was a really awesome toy. — haha
- I used to believe that a penis was called a bobby because my mum told me... I believed this until I was 15.— Patricia
- I thought that when gay men had sex they did it by one penis going inside the other! — AA