When I was a little boy, I was horified by my penis turning hard. I thought there was a bone growing inside.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used to belive when i got an erection that if i bent my penis it would break like a bone— beep41
- i used to believe that a sign in a cafe bone-fide meal meant meat with a bone in it— roy
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I thought that when gay men had sex they did it by one penis going inside the other! — AA
- I believed that traffic lights had police officers inside them, turning the lights on and off...— CrowHeart
- I used to believe that my leg has only one bone Anon