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A childhood belief about rude bits

When I was 10 or so I tried to work out in my mind where exactly pubic hair grows. I was worried for a little while that it would grow inside my vulva, but my main concern was with men's penises. I didn't know men had testicles, so I guessed that their pubic hair grew all over their dicks. I didn't think sex with a hair-covered penis sounded too good, so I was relieved when I learned the truth.

— Lilypad

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