When I was little, I used to take baths with my little brother. I thought his penis looked like my mom's lipstick so I asked him why he stole it and attached it there.
He told me he didn't know.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I believed that burglars ate soap & lipstick— Karen
- when i was a little girl i asked santa for a penis for christmas. i thought it was a really awesome toy. — haha
- My Dad told me that biting my nails would result in a large toenail being attached to my stomach lining.— LindaAG
- When I was really little i thought serial killers were people who stole your cereal.Anon
- From the ages of 4-10 (I'm 10) I thought a "Cat Burgler" was a person who stole cats.— MarkoPolo5000
- When I was little I believed that when I put lipstick on my lips, the lips grew.— Alba Águila Castelló