After walking into a bathroom to find a man with an erect penis in there (doing what, I dont know), I ran out, terrified, convinced that this man had a hairy elephants trunck sticking out of his crotch area, possibly, I wasn't sure, with two little beady eyes on the end if it (must have seen the one little hole and imagined it as two)!!!! Even though I had already seen male 'parts' before, they had just been of other little boys my age, so it looked rather different. I was convinced that when boys grew up their willies morphed into rock-hard elephants truncks which were alive, with eyes and a mind and consciousness of their own!
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I thought that boys' bikes had cross bars on them so they could lay their willies on it as they cycled.— Anne, Edinburgh
- When I was younder, I was convinced that all dogs were boys and all cats were girls.— Clare, Ireland
- When i was little my mum convinced me that if a cat spat in my eyes i would go permanently blind. — Louise Atkinson
- I used to believe cats ate dogs and mice ate elephants— lucien
- I thought that hippos were baby elephants— Gerna
- I used to believe that peanuts were a daily must to strengthen the memory like elephants — Qb Cheese