I used to believe that a guy would "get hard" every month like a woman would get her period.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- My mom told my sister that if she didn't eat her peas, her period would last for an entire month.— Maya
- For years I thought that spunk was a male period and that boys spunked once a month - Yeah right!— Stupid Child
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- I used to think that if a black woman or man and a white woman or man had a baby, it would be Asian.Anon
- I used to believe once a man and a woman lay naked caressing each other, the woman would be pregant— oiman