When I was little, and was taken to church on a communion Sunday, the trays of juice and bread were always covered with a white sheet, resulting in a large mound in the middle of the table. I always thought that there was a pregnant woman laying underneath the sheet and we were going to see her have the baby right there.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a "ghost-driver" was a car driving with a white sheet over it.— Nynke
- I used to believe that there were red and black spiders underneath the table in the toilet.— Phil
- I thought that grape juice was called "great juice". Anon
- I used to think that my mom had to buy ice cubes from the store and bring them home to fill up the trays.— Shawna
- When I was a wee one I believed dogs were either black or white underneath thier coat....It was the 60's.— maddog
- I used to believe that the sun shone brighter on a Sunday! Sunday in all languages is named after the Sun!!!— Vasu Moses