one day in second grade my class was listening to the announcements. some music came on and i said this is funky music. a girl said ooooh he said the f word. i started crying and thought that was the f word until a friend told me it in third grade
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny
- Up until 8th grade or so, I was convinced that I invented the word "Fart"— Jonah
- in grade school, i used to believe that test tube was a naughty word and was embarassed to say it.— miss sara
- My music teacher once said that music in an electrical piano was made by little tiny men that lived inside it.Anon
- I used to believe if you listened to to music upside down the music would be backwards— HOopty
- I used to think that AM and FM stood for "American Music" and "Foreign Music."— Sylvia Fowler