I used to think that the clitoral hood was the vagina (I was not actually aware of the prescence of a hole there). When I was 9, I had a yeast infection, and so I described the itching as being, "behind my vagina," so the doctors assumed I was ashamed to say, "anus" and thought I had pinworms. Itchy.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that i could get a yeast infection by eating raw dough!Anon
- I used to believe that a yeast infection was something you could get from eating "bad" bread.— Lauren
- Until I was ten or eleven I thought a vagina was a "pagina" Anon
- When I was a little girl, I thought all babies came from 'China' (a Vagina)— Lainie
- i used to believe that pee came out of the vagina— Janey
- i used to believe that a penis was the same as a vagina except really long— *stupid*