When I was just a little kid, there were Coca-Cola commercials on at the time that would always end with a person taking a drink of Coke, and saying: "Ahhh". The priest at my church would always say "Ahhh" (but more of an exhaling of breath than an Ahhh) after he took a drink from the chalice. This lead me to believe that the priest had Coca-cola in his chalice.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- When my brother was little he heard the song "Le Freak" by Chic (Ahhh, freak out!) like this: Ahhh, free cow!Anon
- I used to think that ATM machines just gave out free money when you needed it. Ahhh if only...Anon
- I used to believe that you would explode if you drank cola and ate pop rocks at the same time.Anon
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - I used to think that if you mixed a diet drink with a regular drink, it would explode. Anon
- I used to think my priest was a bit foolish for never having noticed that Dog is God written backwards— anticap