Another misheard lyric: The Beatles "Twist and Shout" - I thought they were singing "Winston Chow", and that it had something to do with former prime minister Winston Churchill.
And I thought that in England they had "Eight Days A Week".
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought a Prime Minister was some kind of religious leader, due to the "Minister" part— Darth Carrietta
- when was little i used to believe that if you won the grand national you would become prime ministerAnon
- A common misheard lyric in BMTH’s ‘Shadow Moses’ is “THIS IS SANDPIT TURTLE!”— Oli
- I thought that "tomorrow" was one of the days of the week— Frank
- I always thought that after 1999 it would be 1990 again, but with different months and days of the week
— optional - I once refused to believe in Thursday. I'd heard there were seven days in a week, but could only name six.Anon