When I was 10, my friend Larry explained sex to me. A man and a woman would take their clothes off and get in bed, and the man would get on top of her. Then, they'd rub their tits together.
It made sense; why else would a man have nipples?
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- When i was little i used to think people made babies by putting their nipples together— Chiesn
- When I was younger I thought I had made up the word "nipples" and "thinga-majigger" — Amelia
- When I was a kid I thought rape just meant someone tearing the clothes off of a woman's body.— Matt
- At the age of about 4-6, I thought a supermodel was someone who made clothes.— Walker
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - I used to believe that broccoli grew on trees. It looks like a tree, so it made sense, right?— Catherine...