when i was younger i always used to sing the Adam & the ants song 'stand and deliver, but my version was 'stan, eat your dinner' lol
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that adam and the ants' stand and deliver was 'stand in your liver'.....— wook
- if you stand on your nose and sing the blues you wont get hiccups for a month.Anon
- when i was younger i thought ants had tongues. i always pictured them sticking their tongues out at me. — i was an idiot
- I thought that singer/songwriter was spelled this way: sing-a-song-writer...Anon
- in the song "show me heaven" i used to sing "make me breakfast" instead of "leave me breathless"Anon
- I used to htink that the Lord's prayer went "and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email..."— Dyth