When I was little our house was full of monsters that would strangle me until my eyes popped out (and I had a very vivid picture of how this would look) if they ever caught me. Luckily they were not the nocturnal kind of monsters. So going to the bathroom at night wasn’t too scary as long as I was VERY QUIET. These particular monsters were also sorta blind and easily confused, but flushing the toilet would wake them up for sure. I just had to turn off the bathroom light and be back in bed by the time the toilet tank was done filling. (The plumbing was loud and the noise would create a diversion.) I didn't even have to run really. But just to be safe I would camouflage myself in bed by sleeping with my head UNDER the pillow. Stupid monsters.
A childhood belief about monsters

others believed things like this
- I used to beleve when i was 4 that the flush on the toilet was to wake up toilet monsters.— Millie
- I use to cover my head at night because I thought monsters would give me a bad hair cut while I was sleeping!— Amy
- I used to believe that monsters lived in my toilet and they ate my poop and urine when i flushed the toilet.Anon
- There ARE monsters under the bed but they won't eat you so long as you don"t get out of bed before 7am.— Sarah
- i thougt that mongols were green monsters that suck your eyes out.— danai
- i used to believe if i went to sleep monsters would get my family, so i thought i stayed up all the time— Luc Lemmel