i used to think babies came outta your butt and the baby might fall into the toilet while u were doing your buisness...
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- I used to think that babies were made when you press your mums belly button.
Then a baby would fall out— Chris Hyndman - I used to think that babies came out of the butt— Claire
- I used to believe that to make babies, a man would pee into a woman's butt. There. I said it.— Hu Flung Pu
- That because Gerber Baby Food had a baby on it real babies were put in there. Thanks a lot cousin!— Nicole
- I used to believe that crocodiles lived in the toilet and would bite my butt when I had to go to the loo.— Oz
- i used to think that when i was pooping a crocodile could come out of the toilet and bite my butt off.— derek