When we were about to park in some mall's parking lot, my mom looked around at all the cars and said "it's gonna be a zoo!" (as in, the place is gonna be packed). When I went in with her and looked around, I asked her where the animals were. XP
A childhood belief about going shopping

others believed things like this
- when i was little, i used to think that cars had faces and talked to eachother in the parking lot.— Whitney
- My mom said she had eyes in the back of her head. I looked and looked, but never found them.Anon
- I once believed that the walls and ceilings were completely jam packed with plumbing and wiring.— David
- I thought the no overtaking sign meant that red cars cannot drive by black cars.— Helen
- I used to believe that God looked like George from Seinfeld. — Liz
- i used to believe that if u looked out of an aeroplane u could see god and he would wave at you
— georgina