I knew sex had something to do with bedrooms, and I had found diffrent things like condoms and a bra during a school cleanup in a forest nearby. My grandma and grandpa had a statue of a naked man and woman standing up pressed against eachother so I drew an educated conclusion: when parents have sex, they go into the bedroom, sneak out the window into a forest where they press their bodes against eachother, and thats how they did it.
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Canada was a territory of the U.S. and was one big forest.Anon
- i used to think that oral was talking to eachother in a sexy wayAnon
- until I was thirteen I used to believe that "homocide" was two homosexuals killing eachother. Anon
- when i was little, i used to think that cars had faces and talked to eachother in the parking lot.— Whitney
- I knew lightning could come in through my bedroom window and kill me.
— Cyn - i used to think that every family had a brother and sister and they married eachother when they got olderAnon