I was about five years old when Nickelodeon started showing the cartoon Doug. One of the first episodes had Doug thinking he was responsible for a fire in the science lab or something like that, and he felt guilty and ran away to become a bandit. Now, I'd known how to read since I was two, so it wasn't like I was a dumb kid. But I thought that being a bandit was a good thing; that it was like being a secret agent or something. I used to go around telling people I wanted to be a bandit and I didn't know why they'd give me weird looks when I said it, until I saw Home Alone and realized that bandits were BAD people. Um, yeah.
A childhood belief about criminals

others believed things like this
- When I was young,I thought the lyrics "Secret Agent man" were actually "Secret Asian Man".— M.M.B.
- I thought the cremations were for people that wanted their love ones buried at home.— Helen
- I used to think I was the prettiest girl in the world and I felt really guilty for it.— Princesa
- When i was little for some reason i thought that all people from china knew karate.....yeah.— sneakydean
- I used to believe that the people who got shot in TV shows where people who wanted to die.Anon
- I thought the tip jar at the restaurant was so people could give the chef cooking tips for how to cook better.Anon