Ahhh, my first boner. I remember waking up in the wee small hours of morning because somthing had felt weird to me. It twas then when i noticed i had a erect penis and not knowing what it was and completely terrifed i punched it. As it sprung back up a joilt of pain surged through my body resulting me screaming at the top of my lungs awaking family members.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- When my brother was little he heard the song "Le Freak" by Chic (Ahhh, freak out!) like this: Ahhh, free cow!Anon
- I used to think it was an amazing coincidence that all my members of my family had the same name.— Raj
- I used to think you could be gay or lesbian from kissing your own family members of the same gender.Anon
- i used to belive that a boner came from skeletons.— Bilunjan
- I used to think that ATM machines just gave out free money when you needed it. Ahhh if only...Anon
- i thought the phrase "getting a boner" referred to men getting their periods. — astrid