when i was really young, like about 3 my parents were out of town for a week and we had a babysitter. she took us to church, which was something i hadn't done before since we weren't religious. it was excruciatingly boring but after a while of sitting there i thought i would try to listen to what was being said (because i couldn't see over the pews i thought it was just over a loud speaker or something). i coulnd't figure out why they kept talking about something called "cheesus" and couldn't fathom what the big deal with cheese was. i still don't get it, to be honest.
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- when i was really young, i couldn't figure out why i can't get older than my older sister.— angela
- In a religious song, instead of “Jesus Christ” I heard “Cheese is Prize”— EJ
- I used to believe that boys couldn't be teachers because they weren't smart enough. — Azz
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- I used to believe that grilled cheese was called 'girl cheese,' and only girls could eat it.— Paige
- when i was littel i thought that i coulnd shake the world case when i jumped and landed my vison shaked— Chorzo Ghost ( RuneScaper )