When I Was Younger, I Used To Believe That Condoms Were Nasty Tasting, Greasy, Individually Wrapped, Gigantic Balloons.
A childhood belief about condoms
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that condoms were rare expensive water balloons— Andrea
- When I was 8 or so, I thought that condoms were just high tech balloons.— Jess
- I used to think that condoms were those special balloons clowns manipulate, turning them into poodles and such— Ai
- I used to think condoms were meant to be solid, instead of rubber or elastic, like unblown balloons.— Natasha
- Salt is bad tasting sugar.— cobra
- My father used to call soya sauce "monkey blood". I didn't even consider tasting it for years!— Me