I used to believe that there was a witch round the u-bend of our loo and that she lived off of our poo. I thought that if I didn't give her enough poo she'd come up and try and eat me instead. As a result, I always pushed real hard to get it all out as soon as possible so not to annoy her. If it was a little slow coming, I'd bend my head down between my legs and talk to her in an attempt to pacify her and avoid being eaten. I know it works, because I'm still here!
A childhood belief about fear of
others believed things like this
- I used to be afraid that "boney Legs", a witch from a story Lived in the toilet. Anon
- I used to believe that the exhaust fumes coming from a car were actually what pushed it forward like a rocket — rocket car
- I used to think that little bakers lived in the toaster who baked the bread and pushed it back up.— Karen K
- I use to cover my head at night because I thought monsters would give me a bad hair cut while I was sleeping!— Amy
- i used to think when you sleep your eyes turened round to watch performances in your head— rasverone
- until i was seven i beleived that the witch from the wizord of oz lived behind a gate behined my book shelf— preston