I used to believe that babies would come out of women's behinds - it seemed far more suitable for that purpose than the the hole they use for peeing.
It wasn't until 5th grade that I learned the truth.
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- I thought pads sucked blood from women. It wasn't until later in life that I knew their actual purposeAnon
- I used to believe that Labor Day was when all women had their babies!— Taralyn
- When my sister was little, she believed that women had babies and men had poodles!— Sarah P
- I used to think that if a women had a large chest she had babies inside them.— Emily
- I used to belief that women had babies by pressing their belly buttons!— amy
- when i was 10 years old i believed that women who had twin babies had slept with 2 menAnon