I used to believe that there was a urinal fairy (that urinal cake). You had to feed him, or he would find you and bite your penis off. Ouch!
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe making a cake from scratch meant using a box mix rather than buying a cake from the store.— EZ
- that the nose fairy, evil cousin to the tooth fairy, would come and take your nose if you were bad— Mark "Minky" McManus
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that all dessert was birthday cake.— David
- when i was 4 i thought an earthquake was an earth cake!— chardog
- I used to belive that however many pieces of cake you had determined how old you were turning!Anon