When she was little, my mom thought that "Winter Wonderland" was actually "Winter Underwear." Too bad nobody told her differently BEFORE she sang it in front of the entire church.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i used to think the song "walking in a winter wonderland" was "walking in a womens underwear"— stephen s
- I used to believe that when winter came and it snowed the grass just died or went away for the winter.— Chris
- i used to think that the ice cream man went into hibernation in the winter....Anon
- I used to believe that we had winter to cool off the earth because it got too hot. Thanks, mom.— Jon
- A hot totty was a hand warmer used in winter.— Kari
- I used to believe that at the beach town where we spent the summer, they took the sidewalks in for the winter.— Missy