When I was about ten, I was talking to my friend at school, and this guy who hated us walked up and said to me, "You haven't got a dick, you've got a virginia."
My friend and I burst out laughing, and the other guy walked away confused. We wondered what he'd make of the shop called "Virginia Hair Design" if he ever saw it, or if he'd ever seen a map of the USA (this happened in Australia).
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- When i was young, I thought being a virgin meant you were from Virginia.— Marcy
- I used to think virgin mary was actually 'virginia mary'Anon
- When I was a kid, I wondered why they called it "public hair" when it was so private.Anon
- When my friend told me her cat was moulting I thought she said melting. I was confused for a while.Anon
- my friend thought that if he ate the crust on bread, his hair would be curly.Anon
- My friend convinced me that if I used a bar of soap to wash my hair instead of shampoo that I would go bald.— Michelle