One day our teacher asked us to find out what our parents did for a living. My mother was outraged as she is from another country and thought they were just trying to find out how much money our family made. She told me to tell the teacher she was a prostitute (I didn't know what it was). I did. You should have seen the teacher's face. She called my mom to tell her I said that.
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon
- I once asked my CCD teacher if eternal bliss in Heaven would get boring after a while.— Some Dude With A Name
- My music teacher once said that music in an electrical piano was made by little tiny men that lived inside it.Anon
- My teacher held out a hand to say, "stop" but I thought she wanted a high-five.Anon
- I used to think that if you were the teacher's pet, you would turn into a hamster.Anon
- I used to belive that my teacher was a alien unfortunately this was true mum and said. — peter