When I was 9, I used to watch the T.V listings just for fun so, when something weird or gross was showing, I'd run to my mum and tell her. But, one day, as I was looking at the listings I saw a movie's name. It said, "Virgina Wool" I ran to my mum and said, "Mum! There's a discusting movie on called Vagina Wool!" After that, if I see something gross on T.V i ignore it and keep from more embarasment.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when sheep had their wool sheered off, they became lambds again.— Janet
- I used to believe that when sheep die, god takes their wool and makes it into clouds— Oded
- I used to believe that we (the human race) was a movie and God was showing it to everyone.— Sean
- steel wool comes from steel sheep— tg
- i used to think boogers were chewing gum. Gross, i know!— ediop
- I used to believe that EVERYTHING we did was being filmed for someone somewhere to watch as a movie— KatBird_27