I used to believe that a mans penis was supposed to be curved up, like a banana.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I believed travel trailers had a pool on top because the curved ladder was the same.Anon
- i used to believe that condoms stopped a mans wee getting out while having sex.— a boy
- i used to believe you could buy banana's that would be cut into slices when you opened them— sophia
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that a football ref's flag was a banana peel.Anon
- I used to believe that if you drove over a banana peel the car would slide off the road.Anon